International Nugget Nomenclature Institute

Though named "Herbert Cole Coombs"  at birth, H. C. Coombs was affectionately known as Nugget

Are our children being exposed to a military subtext as shown on these boxes? We see men clearly dressed in something that looks like a space marine uniform, wielding strange weapons while pointed at nuggety cereals.
Is there an upcoming war with some nuggety aliens or zombie nuggets, or, shudder, giant rabbits? What are these boxes trying to tell us? While the fruity nuggets look normal, these choco nuggets are vaguely unappetizing:
What scares the nuggets out of us, is the similarity with this:
Are we going to war against the Hortas. This raises an even bigger question. Are Hortas nuggets? Our research continues...

Our crack team of researchers here at I.N.N.I. have recently made a startling discovery. While pondering these:
We immediately thought of these:

Is it possible that these mysterious stones are actually the petrified remains of giant rabbits? Large rabbits that may be extraterrestrial in origin? For a rabbit to leave nuggets of that size, it would have to be huge as shown by the following artists rendering:
While more complete research is needed, the similarities are both frightening and striking. Perhaps Central America was once overrun with giant alien rabbits, terrorizing the inhabitants of the region with their giant fluffy tails and uncommonly large feet. We theorize that these stones spheres were really tributes to their fellow beings that had been squashed by these marauding creatures.

We will never know for sure, but the thought of monstrous extraterrestrial rabbits keeps us up at night. It also leads us to wonder if, in fact, the Jackalope is a far larger threat then we ever thought.
We say, beware of the hare. Our research continues....

Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

Chicken nuggets are $2.30, deer nuggets are under a buck...

Further to a previous posting, it appears that there are nuggets playing sport in Australia, too"




Should you be worried?

Did you know nuggeting is slang for turning someone's backpack or satchel inside out? This is an epidemic plaguing school yards worldwide. The I.N.N.I. feels that this prank is in very bad taste and present this video so you can see how it is done and so you can protect yourself from this terrible scourge.